The "White man dance" at the Z-Health cert didn't go over as well as I'd have liked. I really faked everybody out with that one. I was supposed to demonstrate a Z-Health drill. So while I was waiting to go up there I hatched a plan to loosen everybody up. When I went up there I was going to do the white man dance, You know, fists together, working in a circlualr motion, white man over bite going at the advanced level. Well, they weren't ready for that. Then I got in my "Cowboy" stance. Feet out, hips pushed forward. Kathy told me to dial it back a little. Bless her soul. But, afterward the guys were like "the white man dance yaaa!!! I couldn't help it. MY ADD had kicked in and I felt in need of some humor. Dr. Cobb said the best trainers are like comedians. Or something like that. I tried to work it. That was my first rep. I will not quit. I will not tire. I will not be defeated. I should have warmed them up a bit first maybe then hit them with the "white man dance".
BY the way, I will not be going to the Sex in the City movie in this or any other lifetime. Amen.
-Joe